Stephen Colbert on Dungeons & Dragons

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GameSpy has a pretty humorous interview of
Stephen Colbert (of Daily Show fame) relating his
experiences playing Dungeons & Dragons as a youth. He got into the game about
the same time I did. Favorite quote:

I had an eleventh-level paladin (it took me years to advance those levels)
whom I took on Expedition, and he got the Power Armor, which was the big thing
to get in that module. But he also went a little power mad. On the next
campaign we saw merchant caravans crossing the desert, and my character flew
down and landed next to a merchant and tore off the guy's head.

The DM informed me that I was not a paladin anymore.

I said, "Oh, shit, I forgot. I'm lawful good!"

DM: "Yeah, and the gods are angry. So you're not a paladin anymore. You can
start again as anything you want, but that character's done."